Did you hear about the travelling salesman eventful wake up call in a luxury hotel?

the made came in with his breakfast tray, put it on the sideboard . She then went over to the bed pulled back the quilt, removed his pyjamas and blew his love machine. smiled graciously and left. the man ate his breakfast, showered got dressed and went to reception to pay his bill. he felt it was only polite to congratulate the manager on the excellent staff and service the hotel provided. especially the morning treat, the manager thanked him for his kind words and for selecting his hotel to stay at, wished him a safe journey, winked and said i'm glad you enjoyed the goblin teasmade.